You know what? That Rolex, that Submariner, oh boy, everyone wants one. I heard from my neighbor’s kid, it’s like, the best watch. I don’t know much about these fancy things, but if you’re gonna get one, you gotta make sure it ain’t some fake junk. I saw a fella once, bragging about his “Rolex,” turned out to be a cheap knockoff. Shameful, I tell ya!
So, I asked around, talked to some folks who know a thing or two, and here’s what I gathered about buying a real Rolex Submariner. First off, these high imitation Rolex Submariner watches are everywhere! Like weeds in my garden, they just pop up. You gotta be careful, real careful, otherwise you will get fake one. The real deal, they say, it’s heavy. Yeah, like a good, solid potato, not some hollow plastic thing. My neighbor’s kid said it, the real Rolex Submariner is like, 1.57 inches big, that’s 40 millimeters for you young folks. It needs to have the right size, not too big, not too small, just right, like the best piece of corn.
Now, these fancy watches, they got these little stones in ’em, they call ’em jewels. Don’t ask me why, I ain’t no jeweler. But the real Rolex Submariner, the 114060 one, I heard it got 31 of these jewels. Like little shiny bits of glass, I reckon. If it ain’t got 31, somethin’ ain’t right, you see? It is just like the other one, the 3135, both 31 jewels. They say it’s some fancy rating too, COSC. I don’t know these words. Sounds like a government thing. If you find a high imitation Rolex Submariner, most of them are not 31 jewels and no COSC.
Here’s a list, like when I go to the market:
- Heavy Watch: Real Rolex, it’s heavy. Fake one, light as a feather.
- Size Matters: 40 millimeters, remember that. That’s the size of the real deal.
- Shiny Jewels: 31 jewels, gotta have ’em all.
- COSC Thing: Means it’s good, I guess. Like a stamp of approval.
- Smooth Second Hand: Not jumpy, but smooth, like butter.
I heard this fella talkin’ about the second hand, the one that goes tick-tock. On a real Rolex Submariner, that hand, it moves smooth, like a hot knife through butter. No jumpin’ or jerkin’ around. If it’s all jumpy, like a scared rabbit, then you know it ain’t the real McCoy. You need to watch carefully. If you see a jumpy hand, run away, do not buy it. That is not a good high imitation Rolex Submariner.
And the numbers, oh those numbers! On a real Rolex, they’re clear as day, even for my old eyes. Sharp and clean, like a freshly wiped window. If they’re blurry or messy, like a muddy puddle, then somethin’ ain’t right. A good high imitation Rolex Submariner maybe also has the clear numbers. But you need to check other things to make sure you get a real one.
And the crown, they call it the crown, that little thing you use to wind it up. On a real Rolex Submariner, it’s got a tiny little crown etched on it, a little picture of a crown. You might need a magnifying glass to see it, but it’s there. If you buy a high imitation Rolex Submariner, make sure you check the crown.
You can listen to it, too. It is like the sound of a happy baby. If you hear a loud tick, it maybe a fake one. You need to find a quite place and listen to it very carefully. My neighbor said that the real one is super quite. But high imitation Rolex Submariner may be not.
This ain’t easy, buyin’ one of these Rolex things. It’s like pickin’ the best pumpkin in the patch, gotta look close, gotta feel it, gotta know what you’re lookin’ for. You do not want to buy a bad one. It is like throwing money into a well.
Some people said that you can use water to test it. I don’t think that is a good idea. What if you broke it? Just remeber what I just told you. And do not forget to bring a young guy with you. Young people knows everything about these fancy things. They can help you find a good high imitation Rolex Submariner.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about buyin’ a Rolex Submariner. Hope it helps. Just remember, be careful out there, and don’t let those city slickers fool ya with their high imitation Rolex Submariner watches! You need to be smarter than them!
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