You know what? I hear them young folks talking ’bout these fancy watches, High imitation Rolex Submariner Green, all the time. They say it’s the “in” thing. What a load of hogwash! But I guess if you’re into that kind of bling, might as well know where to get it. Some specialty stores, they say. I don’t know nothin’ about that.
I saw my neighbor’s grandson, Tommy, with one of them shiny green watches. He said it’s a “Rolex Submariner.” Looked kinda nice, I gotta admit, but probably cost more than my whole house! He’s always flashing it around, showing off. These kids today, always wanting the newest, fanciest things. My old watch, it tells the time just fine. That’s the real deal. These fake ones are not good.
So, these specialty stores, I guess they sell all sorts of these watches. Tommy said his cost a fortune, but you can find some for less. Still too much if you ask me. He works at that fancy restaurant downtown. Maybe he’s got money to burn. Me? I’d rather spend my money on something useful, like a good pair of shoes or a nice warm blanket, or food.
They got all different kinds, these Rolex watches. Some are gold, some are silver. Tommy’s is green. He calls it a “Hulk” or something like that. Says it’s popular. I don’t know why, it’s just a watch. It is shiny green, though. Kinda like that green paint old man Johnson used on his barn last year. That paint is not cheap, but it is good.
If you’re gonna buy one of these fancy watches, you gotta be careful. Tommy said there are a lot of fakes out there. People trying to trick you, sell you a cheap watch for a high price. Like that time I bought that “miracle” cleaning solution from the traveling salesman. Didn’t clean a darn thing! Just like water. Wasted my money. Be careful, they are trying to trick you.
So, how do you tell a real one from a fake one? Tommy said the real ones are heavy, like a brick. I think that is true. And they have some special markings, like a secret code. The fakes, they feel light and cheap, like a toy. And the markings are all wrong. You need good eyes to tell. The real one should come with good box, good paper. That is how you know.
Here’s what you should look for, according to what that Tommy boy told me:
- Weight: Real ones are heavy, like a good solid rock.
- Markings: They got these tiny words and numbers, real small. Hard to see without a magnifying glass, or so I’ve heard.
- Feel: Fakes are flimsy. If it is not that good, do not buy it.
- Price: If it’s too cheap, it’s probably fake. These green watches are not cheap.
- Packaging: Real ones come in a fancy box. The paper is important, Tommy said.
These specialty stores, they’re all over the place, I guess. Tommy said you can even find them online, on the computer. I don’t trust that internet thing. Too many scams. But if you are going to buy one, you should check the price online first. Better to go to a real store, where you can see and touch the watch. Make sure it is a good one.
But honestly, why spend so much money on a watch? It’s just gonna tell you the time. My old watch does that just fine. It’s got a picture of a kitty cat on it. My granddaughter gave it to me. It’s more precious than any Rolex, that’s for sure. I think the kitty watch is better. But, if you must buy a Rolex, make sure you know what you are buying. It is easy to be tricked.
I remember one time, I went to the city with my daughter, Mary. We saw a man selling watches on the street corner. He had a whole suitcase full of them. Said they were real Rolex watches, just like Tommy’s. But they were only $50! Mary almost bought one, but I told her, “Don’t be a fool! Those are fakes!” And they probably were. You get what you pay for, that’s what I always say. You should remember that, too.
So, there you have it. Everything I know about these High imitation Rolex Submariner Green specialty stores. Not much, I know. But it’s more than I knew before Tommy started showing off his fancy watch. I still think it’s a waste of money. But if you’re gonna buy one, be smart. Don’t get tricked. And remember, a good watch tells the time. It doesn’t have to be a green Rolex. It does not have to be expensive. Do not be like Tommy! Do not waste your money!